Matthew: Nooooo, I don't even know how to hump!
Me: women do that all the time.
Joe: I don't understand.
Me: you're a man now son.
"Mama, did you have a good night sleep?" I said Yep... He says, "good, I love you."
Matthew: That shouldn't be in there!
Me: why not?
Matthew: that's just too much. I mean MAYBE we could like them, but having to LOVE them is just too nice!
Me: Well, you don't have to tell them you love them, but you have to treat them in love like God treats you in love when YOU don't deserve it.
Matthew: Well ok then I guess.
Ha ha! Life lessons while we wait for Joe.
Matthew: I mean, when you touch your peepee, can you feel balls inside?
Matthew: They got taken out, didn't they?
Me: No, I'm exactly the way God made me.
Matthew: Oh, some girl at school told me her balls got taken out.
Oh the joys of raising boys!